LutherCalvin
10-24-2004, 09:39 PM
John Kerry has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
devil is waiting for him.
`I don`t know what to do here,` says the devil. `You`re on my list but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll
tell you what I`m going to do. I`ve got three people here who weren`t
quite as bad as you. I`ll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I`ll even let YOU decide who leaves.`
John thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Lyndon Johnson and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
`No!` Kerry said. `I don`t think so. I`m not a good swimmer and I
don`t think I could do that all day long.`
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
`No! I`ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!` commented Kerry.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Kerry saw Bill Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
John Kerry looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, `Yeah, I can handle this.`
The devil smiled and said, `Monica, you`re free to go!`
devil is waiting for him.
`I don`t know what to do here,` says the devil. `You`re on my list but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll
tell you what I`m going to do. I`ve got three people here who weren`t
quite as bad as you. I`ll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I`ll even let YOU decide who leaves.`
John thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Lyndon Johnson and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
`No!` Kerry said. `I don`t think so. I`m not a good swimmer and I
don`t think I could do that all day long.`
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
`No! I`ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!` commented Kerry.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Kerry saw Bill Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
John Kerry looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, `Yeah, I can handle this.`
The devil smiled and said, `Monica, you`re free to go!`