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lamboguy
03-11-2019, 02:00 PM
yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.

PaceAdvantage
03-11-2019, 02:06 PM
Maybe your wife did a search online...

And maybe this should be in off-topic

xtb
03-11-2019, 02:20 PM
yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.

Do you have Alexa or Google Home?

dilanesp
03-11-2019, 02:44 PM
Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"

098poi
03-11-2019, 04:13 PM
Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"


That's good.



or



"May I suggest a 6 horse exacta box that is similar to other losing wagers you made"

Tom
03-11-2019, 04:23 PM
Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"

Alexa: "I took the liberty of leaving the 3 out of your P4. No shot!"

castaway01
03-11-2019, 05:01 PM
Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"

That's actually funny

the little guy
03-11-2019, 05:45 PM
Maybe your wife did a search online...

And maybe this should be in off-topic

I don't know if I'm scared....but I am scarred.

davew
03-11-2019, 06:55 PM
yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.

If you have a laptop, NSA and other groups can turn on your camera and microphone even if your laptop is off. Don't have any conversations about blowing up some sharia muslims nearby.

airford1
03-11-2019, 07:23 PM
yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed
What was your dishwasher doing in your bed and what's his name.?