"I'm So Dumb I'm a Democrat"

[Lemon Drop Husker]

Yep, that is an actual statement from an inside CNN source yet to be named.


My anonymous source tells me that Dems are so stupid, they'll believe anything in print or televised on CNN or MSNBC.



Days from now, we'll learn it was just me saying as much, but that don't matter and doesn't drive headlines, banter, and stupid people.

[woodtoo]

Here's another one, a sociology Professor at the College of Southern Nevada
shot himself in the arm with a .22 pistol in protest of PDJT.
Mark J. Bird hired in 1993 shot himself while a the campus bathroom taping a
$100 bill to the mirror as a tip for the janitor.
:Breitbart News.

TDS in a gun free zone.

[Tom]

We really need to mass-distribute those plans for the 3D guns to college campuses.

I bet they fire him for violating the Snowflake Zone.

[Marshall Bennett]

All sources close to me (anonymous of course) are quite certain that democrats are a butt-hurt angry party of losers. Even more of similar sources suggest they are becoming extinct due to their rage and immature behavior at all levels of politics. These same reliable sources point to many that have abandoned the party and are laughing along with the rest of us.
Stay tuned...more sources are coming forward. :)

[mostpost]

Yep, that is an actual statement from an inside CNN source yet to be named.


My anonymous source tells me that Dems are so stupid, they'll believe anything in print or televised on CNN or MSNBC.



Days from now, we'll learn it was just me saying as much, but that don't matter and doesn't drive headlines, banter, and stupid people. Days from now, we'll learn it was just me saying as much, but that don't matter and doesn't drive headlines, banter, and stupid people.
This is what is in the tiny print. Nice try LDH but all the posters here on not idiots.
So now we see what was in that tiny print on the bottom. Problem is the only ones stupid enough to believe anything Trump or his cronies say are Republicans, and only certain ones of them.

For those of you who have not figured it out, LDH made up the whole thing and admits it.

[mostpost]

Here's another one, a sociology Professor at the College of Southern Nevada
shot himself in the arm with a .22 pistol in protest of PDJT.
Mark J. Bird hired in 1993 shot himself while a the campus bathroom taping a
$100 bill to the mirror as a tip for the janitor.
:Breitbart News.

TDS in a gun free zone.

It seems clear that Professor Bird, who is not actively teaching, is suffering from some form of dementia. But by all means, let's not let that stop us from using his misfortune to make fun of all Democrats.

[mostpost]

Yep, that is an actual statement from an inside CNN source yet to be named.


My anonymous source tells me that Dems are so stupid, they'll believe anything in print or televised on CNN or MSNBC.



Days from now, we'll learn it was just me saying as much, but that don't matter and doesn't drive headlines, banter, and stupid people.

Apparently Woodtoo thought it was real and posted a similar story on 9/13/18-13 days later. Does that make him one of the stupid people?

[woodtoo]

Anonymous sources are the new normal get with the picture, ask well anyone.

[Tom]

It seems clear that Professor Bird, who is not actively teaching, is suffering from some form of dementia. But by all means, let's not let that stop us from using his misfortune to make fun of all Democrats.

1. Damn good thing.
2. It's called liberalism
3. Don't worry, we won't

[burnsy]

That goes both ways, as in, I’m so dumb. I’m a Democrat or Republican. Either one , just dumb as a box of rocks.! Every ****ed up thing has come from one or both. And debt? It’s only bad when you are not in power......lol