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ljb
08-24-2004, 08:52 PM
Sister-in-law sent me this today, thought it should be shared.
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High school.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1961. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked,
"What did you teach?"

schweitz
08-24-2004, 08:56 PM
LOL---what I want to know who is that old guy staring at me in the mirror.

keilan
08-24-2004, 10:22 PM
God-dammit ljb you have it about right, my mind still does all the things it’s always done but my body was beat up over the years playing hockey, football, baseball. Christ I have at least another 40 years to go, how will we ever make it? :D :D

p.s.

Any of you guys ever been at a gathering and asked "who's the gorgeous blonde over by the pool" and one of your pals pipes up and proudly states that is his youngest! Now a guys feeling like some sort of deviant or worse. :confused: