Chicago snow delays

[JustRalph]

https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-murders-1819574592

[zico20]

I have confidence that they will get the murders back on the yearly quota.

[Tom]

Uh oh...looks like thugs are going to have to put in some overtime.
Maybe this opens up some new jobs for goons?

Man, Trump is good!!!!

[boxcar]

This is very bad news. This shutdown in crime, if it continues, could force Murder Inc. to go belly up. (Bad pun intended.) :coffee:

[jocko699]

https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-murders-1819574592

You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle:headbanger::headbanger::headbanger:

[horses4courses]

You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle:headbanger::headbanger::headbanger:

Kudos to jocko for being the first person on here
to actually recognize that this is satire. :ThmbUp:
He couldn't be the only one clued in, could he?
Nahhh......:rolleyes:

FWIW, I'm pretty sure JR keeps a chalkboard
in his garage to tally all the murders in Chicago.

Pretty warped way to attempt to discredit gun laws.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. :puke:

[davew]

you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.

[JustRalph]

you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.

It comes back around every time Chicago gets nailed with snow :ThmbUp:

[Tom]

I think the clue here was the link said THEONION....:pound: