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JustRalph
02-13-2018, 06:55 AM
https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-murders-1819574592

zico20
02-13-2018, 09:32 AM
I have confidence that they will get the murders back on the yearly quota.

Tom
02-13-2018, 10:21 AM
Uh oh...looks like thugs are going to have to put in some overtime.
Maybe this opens up some new jobs for goons?

Man, Trump is good!!!!

boxcar
02-13-2018, 11:10 AM
This is very bad news. This shutdown in crime, if it continues, could force Murder Inc. to go belly up. (Bad pun intended.) :coffee:

jocko699
02-13-2018, 11:45 PM
https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-murders-1819574592

You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle:headbanger::headbanger::headbanger:

horses4courses
02-14-2018, 12:02 AM
You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle:headbanger::headbanger::headbanger:

Kudos to jocko for being the first person on here
to actually recognize that this is satire. :ThmbUp:
He couldn't be the only one clued in, could he?
Nahhh......:rolleyes:

FWIW, I'm pretty sure JR keeps a chalkboard
in his garage to tally all the murders in Chicago.

Pretty warped way to attempt to discredit gun laws.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. :puke:

davew
02-14-2018, 12:15 AM
you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.

JustRalph
02-14-2018, 12:33 AM
you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.

It comes back around every time Chicago gets nailed with snow :ThmbUp:

Tom
02-14-2018, 07:12 PM
I think the clue here was the link said THEONION....:pound: