Trump's Hidden Tax Returns

[Jess Hawsen Arown]

At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"

Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!

[Dahoss9698]

Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

[jimmyb]

:ThmbUp::ThmbUp:At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"

Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!
:ThmbUp:

[Jess Hawsen Arown]

Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

[PaceAdvantage]

Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh. You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

[Dahoss9698]

You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

One post today and I get the honor. Shocking. You even missed a post where someone brought up my mother. I know, I know...you're busy :lol:

How exactly am I age discriminating? Is it a secret this section of the board consists of mostly older white guys? Why would it bother you I bring it up?

[Dahoss9698]

You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

[ReplayRandall]

Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

[thaskalos]

Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

[Dahoss9698]

Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

[Dahoss9698]

I love the idea that I'm on tilt or having a mental breakdown.

I created this mess because it's amusing to me. Think about it....I've totally disrupted the off topic section of this board....on purpose. I've got what 10 different people on tilt?

All the while I'm sitting back watching my fine work. People are so out of touch here.

[ReplayRandall]

You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

Now, now Nancy, relax.....I was just kidding. I noticed you like taking on 4-5 posters at a time with verbal punches going back and forth. You threw some low blows, but I guess the moderators found it entertaining and just let it slide....for now.

[ReplayRandall]

You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

[thaskalos]

The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

[ReplayRandall]

I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

Pleading for you to play MORE.....but your line of credit has unfortunately reached it's max limit.....Time to hit the coupon trail for a while.

[thaskalos]

Pleading for you to play MORE.....but your line of credit has unfortunately reached it's max limit.....Time to hit the coupon trail for a while.

When I reach the coupon stage, I'll make sure and call you for advice...since you are more "experienced" in that area. :kiss:

[Dahoss9698]

Now, now Nancy, relax.....I was just kidding. I noticed you like taking on 4-5 posters at a time with verbal punches going back and forth. You threw some low blows, but I guess the moderators found it entertaining and just let it slide....for now.

I threw some low blows? :lol::lol::lol:

Trust me....PA carefully reads ALL of my posts. I'm the most moderated poster here.

I'm sure my every few months banning is coming soon. Can't wait!

[kingfin66]

I threw some low blows? :lol::lol::lol:

Trust me....PA carefully reads ALL of my posts. I'm the most moderated poster here.

I'm sure my every few months banning is coming soon. Can't wait!

He has always seemed more than a little interested in your work. :eek:

Keep fighting the good fight!

[PaceAdvantage]

I threw some low blows? :lol::lol::lol:

Trust me....PA carefully reads ALL of my posts. I'm the most moderated poster here.

I'm sure my every few months banning is coming soon. Can't wait!Admit it, you're absolutely shocked you're still here posting. You pretty much counted on being banned days, even weeks ago...but it never happened (and I've been on here just enough to ban you easily, many times...but didn't).

Now THAT'S got you stumped...admit it...stumped!

[davew]

I threw some low blows? :lol::lol::lol:

Trust me....PA carefully reads ALL of my posts. I'm the most moderated poster here.

I'm sure my every few months banning is coming soon. Can't wait!

Are you one of those Russians who gets paid to interfere with other countries like the United States?

[Tom]

More like Poland.

[DSB]

More like Poland.:confused:

Care to elaborate?

[Tom]

Think about it a little more......

[Dahoss9698]

Think about it a little more......

Is it possible you're not as funny as you think?

[fast4522]

Is it possible you're not as funny as you think?

He might not be that handsome or funny, but how he thinks outnumbers what you think. In the end that is what counts.

[Dahoss9698]

He might not be that handsome or funny, but how he thinks outnumbers what you think. In the end that is what counts.

I'm not even sure what you're getting at but this is probably a good time to remind you Trump list the popular vote....by a lot.

[fast4522]

I'm not even sure what you're getting at but this is probably a good time to remind you Trump list the popular vote....by a lot.

That depends if you believe in voter fraud, personally I believe it has been rampant. Here in New Hampshire a United States Senator's race was won by the thinnest of margins and close to 5000 votes could be from neighboring Massachusetts, how these investigations pan out I am more than interested in.

[Jess Hawsen Arown]

I'm not even sure what you're getting at but this is probably a good time to remind you Trump list the popular vote....by a lot.

This is probably a good time to remind you that President Trump is the President because he knew the rules and he won in every state he campaigned.

I see you are also mathematically challenged. Trump beat Clinton by approximately 13% on the electoral vote which is the only vote that matters, and Trump won 60% of the states -- while Clinton won the popular vote by less than 2% -- which you think is significant.

I would read more of your posts, but it is just so embarrassingly easy to refute virtually every one of them.

[Dahoss9698]

This is probably a good time to remind you that President Trump is the President because he knew the rules and he won in every state he campaigned.

I see you are also mathematically challenged. Trump beat Clinton by approximately 13% on the electoral vote which is the only vote that matters, and Trump won 60% of the states -- while Clinton won the popular vote by less than 2% -- which you think is significant.

I would read more of your posts, but it is just so embarrassingly easy to refute virtually every one of them.

How did you refute what I wrote? You agreed with me that Trump lost the popular vote.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dahoss9698]

That depends if you believe in voter fraud, personally I believe it has been rampant. Here in New Hampshire a United States Senator's race was won by the thinnest of margins and close to 5000 votes could be from neighboring Massachusetts, how these investigations pan out I am more than interested in.

Of course you believe that. Trump told you to believe that.

Let's say there was rampant voter fraud....were the only fraudulent votes cast for Hillary?

[davew]

I'm not even sure what you're getting at but this is probably a good time to remind you Trump list the popular vote....by a lot.

too bad that doesn't pick the winner..... oh wait, it has been that way for a long time, not just a new development that the smug overconfident DNC did not realize

[Clocker]

I've totally disrupted the off topic section of this board....on purpose. I've got what 10 different people on tilt?

All the while I'm sitting back watching my fine work. People are so out of touch here.

I hadn't noticed any difference, just one more nut in the box of Cracker Jack.

[Dahoss9698]

too bad that doesn't pick the winner..... oh wait, it has been that way for a long time, not just a new development that the smug overconfident DNC did not realize

I realize this. But it had nothing to do with my point.

[Dahoss9698]

I hadn't noticed any difference, just one more nut in the box of Cracker Jack.

Nah....even you were mad. You felt the need to make a reference to my mother.

I actually enjoy your contributions but that showed your true colors.

[Tom]

Is it possible you're not as funny as you think?

Probably not to you - those 15 points really affect you more than most. I guess when you start out with 16, losing 15 is pretty bad.

But hey, at least now you are #1~:pound::pound::pound:

[Clocker]

Nah....even you were mad. You felt the need to make a reference to my mother.



You either missed the meaning of the post or are being deliberately obtuse about it. No rational person gets mad at some anonymous trolling in a forum like this. And no sensible person would really believe that my use of the word "mom" in that context was anything other than a joke aimed at you, not at your mother.

[Dahoss9698]

Probably not to you - those 15 points really affect you more than most. I guess when you start out with 16, losing 15 is pretty bad.

But hey, at least now you are #1~:pound::pound::pound:

Still not funny. Try harder.

[Dahoss9698]

You either missed the meaning of the post or are being deliberately obtuse about it. No rational person gets mad at some anonymous trolling in a forum like this. And no sensible person would really believe that my use of the word "mom" in that context was anything other than a joke aimed at you, not at your mother.

Did you get dizzy after all the spin in this post?

Like I said, I enjoy your contributions. I'll leave it at that.

[Tom]

Still not funny. Try harder.

If you could meet me halfway - just elevate yourself to a #2.

[fast4522]

Of course you believe that. Trump told you to believe that.

Let's say there was rampant voter fraud....were the only fraudulent votes cast for Hillary?

Go get some tums for this video.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnG4q22Icro