Pensacola Pete
04-28-2017, 04:49 AM
Donald Trump, a priest, and a ten-year-old girl were on a plane, when it ran out of fuel and started falling towards the earth.
"There are only three parachutes," the pilot said. "And I'm using one of them." He bailed out.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," Trump proclaimed, "so I will take one of the others." He put his arms through the straps and jumped from the plane.
"We can share the other parachute," the priest told the girl.
"We can each take one," the girl told the priest. "The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my school bag."
"There are only three parachutes," the pilot said. "And I'm using one of them." He bailed out.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," Trump proclaimed, "so I will take one of the others." He put his arms through the straps and jumped from the plane.
"We can share the other parachute," the priest told the girl.
"We can each take one," the girl told the priest. "The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my school bag."