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JustMissed
07-26-2004, 12:06 PM
Rather than put out our good friends in Boston, why didn't they hold the convention at Area 51, Groom Lake, Nevada?Plenty of room there.

The delegates could stay at the nice Vegas casino hotels and would have plenty of time to sober up on the bus ride over every morning.

Lots of security already there and they would not have to worry about protestors or terrorist.

Another plus, Sandy Berger wouldn't be able to steal any secret documents and if we were real lucky, maybe the space aliens would abduct Ted Kennedy and "Fat Bastard". Hey, do you think those space ships can carry that much load?

Just something to think about.

JM
;)

P.S. They could have Linda Ronstadt sing and not have to worry about anyone walking out.

kenwoodallpromos
07-26-2004, 04:27 PM
I think the Republicans convene at Roswell, NM every year in grey suits. Special ops aircraft; sneak in and tag people like the forestry service does migrating animals.

Tom
07-26-2004, 11:14 PM
Ralph,
The aliens protested the idea!