Rexdale You
07-21-2004, 05:32 PM
While she was flying down the road ( 10 miles over the limit.) She crossed a bridge,only to be pulled over by a cop
waiting on the far side.
What,s the hurry asked the cop.
She replies " I,m late for work.
He asks "What kind of work do you do."
She says "I,m a rectum strecher."
He says 'a rectum strecher, just what does a rectum
strecher do.
She responds, " you start by inserting one finger,then
two fingers then three until you have one hand inserted
then proceed with the other hand in the same manner.
with both hands you keep streching until the cavity is
6 feet wide.
Now the cop asks," what do you do with a 6 foot asshole.
She replies," you give him a radar gun and park him at a
bridge.
Speeding Ticket = $95.00
Court cost =$45.00
The look on the cops face PRICELESS
waiting on the far side.
What,s the hurry asked the cop.
She replies " I,m late for work.
He asks "What kind of work do you do."
She says "I,m a rectum strecher."
He says 'a rectum strecher, just what does a rectum
strecher do.
She responds, " you start by inserting one finger,then
two fingers then three until you have one hand inserted
then proceed with the other hand in the same manner.
with both hands you keep streching until the cavity is
6 feet wide.
Now the cop asks," what do you do with a 6 foot asshole.
She replies," you give him a radar gun and park him at a
bridge.
Speeding Ticket = $95.00
Court cost =$45.00
The look on the cops face PRICELESS