Liberal guide to Thanksgiving conversation

[Clocker]

Worried that liberals won't be able to hold their own in political discussions with conservative friends and family, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has issued its official talking points. It does not say what flavor Kool Aid goes best with turkey. :p

http://action.dccc.org/pdf/knowyourstuffing_2016.pdf (http://action.dccc.org/pdf/knowyourstuffing_2016.pdf)

[MutuelClerk]

I would say the number one no-no tomorrow is discussing politics. Especially if alcohol is involved. The losing side is still sulking. The winning side after being told how deplorable they were could have the chance to really push buttons tomorrow. I'm going to the Lions-Vikes tomorrow, nothing bad ever happens at NFL games when drinking is involved. :)

[Inner Dirt]

That is actually real, how pathetic. I am guessing most Democrats are still in morning and won't want to discuss politics with anyone that wasn't upset that the voters threw a bucket of water on the witch. Yet the same people would have been more than happy to rub it in if the results were reversed.

[BELMONT 6-6-09]

I'll have my fork and knife for protection for the day!!! Ha ha

[FantasticDan]

DR8W_O_TRAk

[Tape Reader]

Her family this year. (Liberals, some atheists)

Plan A: Go for the dinner. Offer to say Grace. Start with, In the Name of the Father… Thank the Lord that that beast was not elected.

Plan B: Hide the remote. Go for a ride on my motorcycle. Pick up some beer and a chicken pot pie. Locate the remote and have a great time at home by myself.

I’m going with Plan B. Thank you Donald!

[Clocker]

For liberals who get in so far over their heads that the DCCC cheat sheet won't bail them out, some social justice warriors will offer a SJW Thanksgiving hot line. Just send them an SOS, select your issue from a menu, and they will text you the politically correct response to the basket of deplorable relatives you are forced to associate with once or twice a year. If the text prompt won’t do, there will also be representatives standing by to call the person and coach them through how to respond thoughtfully and not aggressively.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2016/11/23/yes-theres-a-hotline-to-coach-you-through-thanksgiving-politics-talk/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2016/11/23/yes-theres-a-hotline-to-coach-you-through-thanksgiving-politics-talk/)

[Tom]

The best day of the year for democrats.
With a mouth full of food, they can't say anything stupid.

[Parkview_Pirate]

As the boss at Breitbart News, Bannon has
been on the forefront of pushing extreme
anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, homophobia,
xenophobia, and misogyny.

Written by another snowflake who didn't learn the playground lesson of "sticks and stones" in grade school. :rolleyes: