On the Political Lighter Side

[ponyplayer]

Here is some good lTV humor:

"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 Million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'" --Craig Kilborn

"Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgement." --Jay Leno

"John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank." --Jay Leno

"John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?" --Jay Leno

"Gas prices are up, the stock market is down, Iraq is a mess and John Kerry is saying, 'How am I gonna beat this guy?'" --David Letterman

"President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not...but there is some truth to that.'" --Craig Kilborn

:D :D :D :D

[ponyplayer]

Here's a few more shamelessly stolen from another site:

All Leno jokes:

''John Kerry talked about how there were two Americas. He said he knew there were, -- two Americas
Because every night he has to drive through one America on his way home to HIS America.''

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them."

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!"

"Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him?? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him." :D :D :D :D

[Tom]

Originally posted by ponyplayer

"Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him?? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him." :D :D :D :D


And in Mass, he CAN marry him!

[wes]

jibjab.com

Bush and Kerry song


wes

[JustRalph]

Originally posted by Tom
And in Mass, he CAN marry him!

LOL:D :D :D :D

[ponyplayer]

Wes I just went to that jibjab.com you posted...IT IS FUNNY!

Thanks. :cool:

[Tom]

I am voting for Gregg Spiridellis for president.
That is one FUNNY site, and BOTH sides can enjoy it!