Horse Manure

[EMD4ME]

Word association time Horse Racing and PA lovers:

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?

[Tom]

Jepoardy....

What is the difference between a race track and Xpressbet?

[barahona44]

Politicians :) I know, too obvious.

Not that I go looking for it, but the smell of any animal manure doesn't make me gag as it may others.Zoos, paddocks, etc. Not an issue for this old nose.

[pele polo]

The book, Thirty Tons A Day written in the 80s, early 90s? by the former Suffolk Downs GM and his experiences and struggles operating the track.

Not sure he if was the first to do this, but one of his ideas and cost cutting measures was selling the horse manure to a local mushroom company or something to the effect. The track stockpiled thirty tons of manure a day...

[johnhannibalsmith]

Nature's GPS for getting closer to the track.

[Tom]

Nature's GPS for getting closer to the track.

Go down "17" until you gag, then hang a left. :lol:

[VigorsTheGrey]

Word association time Horse Racing and PA lovers:

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?

Horse manure, emd? Really? Methinks you are just as bored as I am right now...!

[thespaah]

Word association time Horse Racing and PA lovers:

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?
Race track marketing departments

[proximity]

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?

after a long ride of inhaling whatever it was my overheating geo metro was leaking the pleasant smell of fresh manure mixed with tanbark in the old charles town paddock helped get me hooked on the game.

i remember standing at that paddock beside a young boy (not yet tall enough to see over the rail, but he'd eventually grow into a 6'2" womanizing monster) with turn times penned into his racing form.

i looked over and the kid whispered "hidden energy's vital..... when it's vital" and from that moment on i was hooked!! :)

[EMD4ME]

Nature's GPS for getting closer to the track.

I LIKE that!!!

I always loved the smell of horse shit as I got closer to Chaaaaaarle's Town Races back in the day....Sigh.......

[EMD4ME]

Horse manure, emd? Really? Methinks you are just as bored as I am right now...!

I had an idea years ago.

I wanted to bottle and sell the smell of horse manure.

Something tells me I'd be buying ALL the bottles :lol: :lol: :lol:



Actually, was watching a replay with Kubinova riding, got me motivated :lol:

[thespaah]

The book, Thirty Tons A Day written in the 80s, early 90s? by the former Suffolk Downs GM and his experiences and struggles operating the track.

Not sure he if was the first to do this, but one of his ideas and cost cutting measures was selling the horse manure to a local mushroom company or something to the effect. The track stockpiled thirty tons of manure a day...
Why more tracks do not do this is a mystery

[Mulerider]

Word association time Horse Racing and PA lovers:

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?

(1) Trying to get a colicky horse to produce it.
(2) Chain link harrows

Mule

[thespaah]

I LIKE that!!!

I always loved the smell of horse shit as I got closer to Chaaaaaarle's Town Races back in the day....Sigh.......
" I love the smell of horse manure in the morning....That shitty smell.....It smells like......Victory"....

[EMD4ME]

" I love the smell of horse manure in the morning....That shitty smell.....It smells like......Victory"....

I agree BUT WHY oh WHY, does it SMELL SO GOOD????

Is it because we are biased and NUTS? Or does it really smell that awesome?

[thespaah]

I agree BUT WHY oh WHY, does it SMELL SO GOOD????

Is it because we are biased and NUTS? Or does it really smell that awesome?
It think it is one of nature's better odors.

[EMD4ME]

It think it is one of nature's better odors.

Darn it, I should've continued with my perfume/cologne idea :bang: :D

[proximity]

Why more tracks do not do this is a mystery

at my home track (which shall remain nameless so nobody's feelings get hurt :( ) i heard the manure took on a strange color causing local mushroom companies to raise skeptical eyes. :)

[magwell]

Smells like money to me........;)

[Lemon Drop Husker]

Ha!

One of the smells I despised at first, and have now grown to love.

It is like ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

[incoming]

Reminds me of the old saying, once you get past the smell you have it licked!!!

Seriously, some of you guys need to check your cheese. :p, I think it is starting to slide.....

[MonmouthParkJoe]

The book, Thirty Tons A Day written in the 80s, early 90s? by the former Suffolk Downs GM and his experiences and struggles operating the track.

Not sure he if was the first to do this, but one of his ideas and cost cutting measures was selling the horse manure to a local mushroom company or something to the effect. The track stockpiled thirty tons of manure a day...

I thought the same thing, really enjoyed the book too

[PaceAdvantage]

This might be the


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[PhantomOnTour]

This might be the


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This!

We are doing word association with 'Horse Sh*t" ? :faint: :faint:

[EMD4ME]

This might be the


http://thumbsnap.com/s/9LsJb4J6.jpg

I'm sure I've started some worse threads :lol: :lol: :lol:

I need to even out the great ones with some shitty ones :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EMD4ME]

Smells like money to me........;)

I wish money smelled like horse shit, I'd never get rid of it!

I wonder if stable employees are numb to it or if they smell it all day.....

I feel sorry for them if they smell goes away/they get desensitized to it.

[HuggingTheRail]

It's not quite the worst thread ever...

I'd say it the turd worst....

[johnhannibalsmith]

This might be the


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http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128101

[proximity]

This!

We are doing word association with 'Horse Sh*t" ? :faint: :faint:

indeed we fear emd has finally jumped the shark. :(

there hasn't been such a low moment in the gambling world since ace rothstein juggled in casino. :faint:

[Tor Ekman]

The book, Thirty Tons A Day written in the 80s, early 90s? by the former Suffolk Downs GM and his experiences and struggles operating the track.

Not sure he if was the first to do this, but one of his ideas and cost cutting measures was selling the horse manure to a local mushroom company or something to the effect. The track stockpiled thirty tons of manure a day...When the circus used to come to the Nassau Coliseum, they would invite local gardeners to haul away as much elephant dung as they wanted, supposedly it possesses even better fertilizing qualities than horse dung

[mostpost]

Word association time Horse Racing and PA lovers:

Horse Manure.


Thoughts?
This belongs in Off Topic. Moderators please move.

[Overlay]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!!


Someone once asked Bess Truman if she couldn't get Harry to stop saying "manure" all the time, and Bess replied, "You don't know how long it took me to get him to use that word to begin with."

[HuggingTheRail]

I did barn area security for a racing season at Hastings (then Exhibition Park) back in the late 80s. You get used to it, and don't notice it....until you open your laundry hamper....

We actually would have guards come in to cover sick leave, etc that would refuse to come back because of the "aroma"

[threegoldstars]

So, anyway, if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a
word. I mean, it's 'newer', which is good, and a 'ma' in front of it, which is
also good. Ma-newer , right?

Sincerely,

George Costanza

(and if Marisa likes, it's ok with me!)

[biggestal99]

Oh god....work.

My office in Hell's Kitchen nyc is right next to the police horse stables.

Allan

[EMD4ME]

Oh god....work.

My office in Hell's Kitchen nyc is right next to the police horse stables.

Allan

Lucky you ! (I'm serious :lol: )

[Benni]

The book, Thirty Tons A Day written in the 80s, early 90s? by the former Suffolk Downs GM and his experiences and struggles operating the track.

Not sure he if was the first to do this, but one of his ideas and cost cutting measures was selling the horse manure to a local mushroom company or something to the effect. The track stockpiled thirty tons of manure a day...

When I was a kid I had a horse, she was a palomino Quarter Horse. My dad would use her manure on all his fruit trees and flower beds. He had a lovely garden and the trees bore tons of very sweet, delicious fruit.

We had a corral that was sectioned off into two areas as the previous house owner had two horses. The other half of the corral was used by my mom to keep her chickens. They were able to go into my horse's side through an open gate and they would pick her manure apart for the few undigested oats. That grossed me out and made it a little bit of a pain to clean up. But, they often produced double-yolk eggs. That mare's manure must have been something special, lol!

The smell never bothered me...

[thespaah]

This might be the


http://thumbsnap.com/s/9LsJb4J6.jpg
Awww come on now. Sometimes ya just gotta keep it light....
Live a little. Go outside the box.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[EMD4ME]

This belongs in Off Topic. Moderators please move.

The case can be made that YOU belong in OFF Topic. Moderators please consider moving :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, no offense, couldn't resist :D

[EMD4ME]

Awww come on now. Sometimes ya just gotta keep it light....
Live a little. Go outside the box.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sometimes, we have to keep the threads moving or create new goofy ones!

Keeps the flow moving!

[EMD4ME]

When I was a kid I had a horse, she was a palomino Quarter Horse. My dad would use her manure on all his fruit trees and flower beds. He had a lovely garden and the trees bore tons of very sweet, delicious fruit.

We had a corral that was sectioned off into two areas as the previous house owner had two horses. The other half of the corral was used by my mom to keep her chickens. They were able to go into my horse's side through an open gate and they would pick her manure apart for the few undigested oats. That grossed me out and made it a little bit of a pain to clean up. But, they often produced double-yolk eggs. That mare's manure must have been something special, lol!

The smell never bothered me...

I wish I was there to see that and SMELL those moments Benni.

Awesome details!

[johnhannibalsmith]

I know what I'm sending EMD for Christmas.

[EMD4ME]

I know what I'm sending EMD for Christmas.

POST OF THE THREAD SO FAR !!!!! I BLANKEN LOVE IT !!!!

[CincyHorseplayer]

In the deep cold of the winter how I long to be at the track with the smell of a scorched horse turd in the sun in my nose! :D

[EMD4ME]

In the deep cold of the winter how I long to be at the track with the smell of a scorched horse turd in the sun in my nose! :D

Poetry at it's best :ThmbUp:

Driving up 340
Heading opposite of south.
That smell hit my nose
Even as I let it out of my mouth.

Tell dad we're getting closer
He says: Son, you sure?
Of course dad,
I'm smelling the beautiful smell of horse maNURE!

[CincyHorseplayer]

Poetry at it's best :ThmbUp:

Driving up 340
Heading opposite of south.
That smell hit my nose
Even as I let it out of my mouth.

Tell dad we're getting closer
He says: Son, you sure?
Of course dad,
I'm smelling the beautiful smell of horse maNURE!

HAHA!! We know we really do deep down believe this stuff too brochahco!

[EMD4ME]

HAHA!! We know we really do deep down believe this stuff too brochahco!

Well, 90% of it is true.

I did drive up 340, through 3 states( in 5 miles) to CT back in the day.
I did tell dad we're getting close as I smelled the horse poo poo.
The only fiction is the poetry. :lol:

[onefast99]

The present rules or lack of for trainers that continue to beat the system drug wise and put horses and riders in jeopardy while counting their winnings!