Tuffmug
07-14-2004, 02:42 PM
1/ Sometime between now and the election, Osama Bin Laden will be found and BLOWED UP! George will declare "Mission Accomplished" and praise the CIA for getting it right this time. This will revive the credibility of the CIA.
Shortly thereafter, George will announce that the CIA has overwhelming evidence that Iran has MUSTARD GAS and is preparing to use it to attack Israel and smuggle it into the US for release at the Superbowl! He will order cruise missle and stelth bomber attacks to destroy their cache of Mustard Gas and all their nuclear plants.
After the election (where Bush is re-elected for his decisive action to protect us) the CIA will announce that they got it wrong again and are extremely sorry! They will say that they misinterpreted the comments of an Iranian defector who, during a lunch break where he was eating hot dogs and beans said "Um, IRANIANS HAVE meat sausages similar to this. Pass the MUSTARD please.
Those beans gave me GAS!
Shortly thereafter, George will announce that the CIA has overwhelming evidence that Iran has MUSTARD GAS and is preparing to use it to attack Israel and smuggle it into the US for release at the Superbowl! He will order cruise missle and stelth bomber attacks to destroy their cache of Mustard Gas and all their nuclear plants.
After the election (where Bush is re-elected for his decisive action to protect us) the CIA will announce that they got it wrong again and are extremely sorry! They will say that they misinterpreted the comments of an Iranian defector who, during a lunch break where he was eating hot dogs and beans said "Um, IRANIANS HAVE meat sausages similar to this. Pass the MUSTARD please.
Those beans gave me GAS!