We are the dumbest people on the planet

[JustRalph]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/29/minnesota-gun-buyback-program-dud-some-legal-owners-say.html

[sammy the sage]

Who Will Pay the Pecker Checker?

There are important questions to be answered about this new bathroom legislation, and transgenders being able to use a restroom of the gender of their choice.

Will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?

Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers? The people using the restroom or the entity that owns the restroom?

And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers? Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked by each Pecker Checker?

And then there is the classic question: How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?

What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

Want to guess their motto...........???

"If you gotta pee - We gotta see!"

[lamboguy]

i think i am going to open up company "toilet bowl technicians" and go public with the concept. i can see there will be a dire need for my services.

[johnhannibalsmith]

When a thread title takes on a life of its own...

[Actor]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/29/minnesota-gun-buyback-program-dud-some-legal-owners-say.html

Plans available on-line?
It looks like it would blow up in your face.
It's a muzzle loader. Right?
Where's the trigger? Or do you stick a fuse down the barrel and light it?
All parts available from Home Depot? In a kit?
Duck tape forever! Somebody had to say it.

[Rise Over Run]

If Clockhmed can make a "clock" out of a clock, get invited to the White House and become famous to remind white people how racist they are; why can't some pseudo-redneck from Minnesota get $100 for a shotgun made from a piece of wood and metal pipe? Sounds fair.

[JustRalph]

If Clockhmed can make a "clock" out of a clock, get invited to the White House and become famous to remind white people how racist they are; why can't some pseudo-redneck from Minnesota get $100 for a shotgun made from a piece of wood and metal pipe? Sounds fair.


Perfect analogy