Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'

[maddog42]

http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-29478

An oldie but goodie.

[mostpost]

http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-29478

An oldie but goodie.
You know that there will be someone here who thinks that is for real.
Boxcar?

[davew]

You know that there will be someone here who thinks that is for real.
Boxcar?

Because parts of it are.

[maddog42]

“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance." I didn't know political conventions were this much fun!!!!

[classhandicapper]

Paul Harvey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSFaLUZ2rf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Az0okaHig (1996 version)


Discussion at Snopes saying that the original from the 60s evolved as time passed, but the gist stayed the same.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/devil.asp