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magwell
02-10-2016, 10:58 PM
Number one has to be Nublia for fungus toenails ......:rolleyes:

proximity
02-10-2016, 11:30 PM
idk if this is what you're looking for magwell and i don't watch much tv but this is my most TILTING commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLa2sIZBEfY

tucker6
02-11-2016, 07:08 AM
The worst is the Vermont Teddy Bear commercial. My wife told me that she'd divorce me if I brought home a 4 foot stuffed toy. Said every other female feels the same way.

Actor
02-11-2016, 07:19 AM
Any one of the "it's what you do" commercials.

burnsy
02-11-2016, 07:24 AM
.....Puppy, Monkey, Baby..........Puppy, Monkey, Baby........Puppy, Monkey, Baby......Puppy.......(lick)......Monkey.......(li ck)...........Baby.....(lick)

Tom
02-11-2016, 07:38 AM
One TP ad says you can go commando and another says you can wear your undies two days in a row.:confused:

Fager Fan
02-11-2016, 09:38 AM
Some good nominations for worst commercials.

Personally, I want to punch Peter Pan.

MutuelClerk
02-11-2016, 10:02 AM
That's what the DVR is for, fall behind a bit and speed through all this stuff.

azeri98
02-11-2016, 10:55 AM
The ED adds with the hot women, if your wife looked like that you wouldn't need pills.

Mandrake
02-11-2016, 11:33 AM
The LGBT one with the screen and the skeleton. And I bet they were all government subsidized because they are everywhere. Talk about indoctrination tactics.

Stillriledup
02-11-2016, 12:32 PM
The ED adds with the hot women, if your wife looked like that you wouldn't need pills.

Truth :D

Stillriledup
02-11-2016, 12:33 PM
The worst is the Vermont Teddy Bear commercial. My wife told me that she'd divorce me if I brought home a 4 foot stuffed toy. Said every other female feels the same way.

I wonder how many relationships Vermont was responsible for breaking up! :D

Stillriledup
02-11-2016, 12:34 PM
The geico ad with the two shirtless weightlifters who stole the 'bro hammer' skit from the movie "I love you, man"

tucker6
02-11-2016, 12:45 PM
The geico ad with the two shirtless weightlifters who stole the 'bro hammer' skit from the movie "I love you, man"
you ever notice that as that commercial runs, the one lifter bulks up and lifts bigger weights every frame you see him, whereas the other guy stays scrawny?

Mandrake
02-11-2016, 12:49 PM
Kars for Kids. The song is haunting.

therussmeister
02-11-2016, 02:59 PM
I am happy to report that I have seen only one of the commercials mentioned so far.

Racetrack Playa
02-11-2016, 11:08 PM
I am happy to report that I have seen only one of the commercials mentioned so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=011Q-5vTmJA
good commercial

Stillriledup
02-12-2016, 01:13 AM
Kars for Kids. The song is haunting.

I've googled them, seems like a bit shady.

Stillriledup
02-12-2016, 01:14 AM
you ever notice that as that commercial runs, the one lifter bulks up and lifts bigger weights every frame you see him, whereas the other guy stays scrawny?

No lol I mute it or fast forward it, haven't really paid attn to what's going on in their ad.

johnhannibalsmith
02-12-2016, 03:25 AM
Jake From State Farm. I hated it half a century ago when it first began its quest of irritating me 30 time an hour and somehow this totally useless commercial in every way is still going strong. I can thoroughly enjoy Dude Where's My Car so lowbrow is okay with me but this is shaven brow it's so dumb.

Stillriledup
02-12-2016, 03:52 AM
Matthew mcconnaghey car commercials. Creepy, odd, doesn't make me want to buy that car in the slightest. In fact, if I was considering that car, I would consider it less.

tucker6
02-12-2016, 06:36 AM
The discount double check commercial needs to die. They're stupid.

johnhannibalsmith
02-12-2016, 10:24 AM
Matthew mcconnaghey car commercials. Creepy, odd, doesn't make me want to buy that car in the slightest. In fact, if I was considering that car, I would consider it less.

Pretty much all car commercials any more. What happened to showing the car whipping around doing donuts and bragging on horsepower and quarter-mile times? Now I get images that might as well be pimping hemorrhoid cream because they never have anything to do with luring me into buying a car. When they do relent and try to give you a reason, it usually involves showing some idiot almost running over someone and having the car stop itself or an exciting look at a $35,000 cell phone adapter and GPS system. I guess it isn't a coincidence that I still want to own the same cars that I did thirty years ago.

Rookies
02-12-2016, 10:41 AM
Do you guys have that creepy, old, white, uncle in the EHarmony dating site?

tucker6
02-12-2016, 10:52 AM
Do you guys have that creepy, old, white, uncle in the EHarmony dating site?
I did eharmony once for a month. It's a semi scam like all of them. They want you to fill out a 500 question profile, but no one does. The questions were stupid. So all you really have to go on is looks. Then you say you want a certain woman within x miles of my house (live in SC). They send you profiles from AZ, MT, and the like. And if you happen to get a few locally, you end up finding out that they have been off the market for some time and eharmony continues to send them your way to show that they have lots of women in play. In reality, it was cheaper and more fun to mingle around town. The whole thing felt contrived, and the couple women I know that used the site thought so too.

tucker6
02-12-2016, 10:53 AM
Do you guys have that creepy, old, white, uncle in the EHarmony dating site?
I bet Tom isn't so bad in person though... :lol:

mountainman
02-12-2016, 11:12 AM
.....Puppy, Monkey, Baby..........Puppy, Monkey, Baby........Puppy, Monkey, Baby......Puppy.......(lick)......Monkey.......(li ck)...........Baby.....(lick)

Very creepy. And there's something soooo wrong about it licking that dude.

mountainman
02-12-2016, 11:19 AM
Any spot that includes 50 year old peyton manning referring to that dude as "papa." And the pizza stinks. I mean it's BAD-mainly because they put no sauce WHATSOEVER on it..just cheese , crust, and meat.

tucker6
02-12-2016, 11:41 AM
Any spot that includes 50 year old peyton manning referring to that dude as "papa." And the pizza stinks. I mean it's BAD-mainly because they put no sauce WHATSOEVER on it..just cheese , crust, and meat.
I watched the SB rerun yesterday, and when the game ended, Papa John was on the field hugging Manning. Peyton probably just made him an extra 50M. Great investment.

Mandrake
02-12-2016, 12:05 PM
Supposedly Manning owns a dozen franchises so it's not just for Papa.

tucker6
02-12-2016, 12:43 PM
Supposedly Manning owns a dozen franchises so it's not just for Papa.
21 to be exact.

Mandrake
02-12-2016, 01:05 PM
People must lose their taste buds once you cross the Mississippi. I couldn't eat that slop if you paid me. If there is one thing that NY has, it's great pizza.