Union Trble-Ironic

[Lefty]

How ironic that the plans for the Dems convention in Boston running into Union Trouble; and from the cops, no less.

[Tom]

A union official goes to Las Vegas. He hits big on blackjack and decides to got try out a whore house.
The first one he comes to, he asks if the palce is unionized. When they tell him no, he leaves and find another one. Same story.
Finally, after going to 6 houses, he finally find one that is organized.
He goes in, looks around, and sees a goregeous blond, stunningly beatuiful, huge bazookas, just ozzing sex.
"I'll take that one, " he tell the madam.
"No you won't!" she tell him, pointing an ugly, 78 year old woman, with three teeth, balding, advance stage cooper's droop, flies buzzing around her.
"That is Gracie, and she has seniority-you'll take her!"
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BTW, Lefty, using Sec's logic, since no one can find Jimmy Hoffa, does that mean he never existed?:rolleyes: