"Sexual Activity": there's an app for that

[DJofSD]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/ios-9-iphone-will-now-track-sexual-activity-10307408.html

Apple's iPhone will now let people track exactly how often, when and how they have sex.

I wonder if Siri asks if it was good for you.

[Ocala Mike]

So, if your hand is your primary sexual partner, I guess we could say "There's a fap for that"!

[TJDave]

So, if your hand is your primary sexual partner, I guess we could say "There's a fap for that"!

What if you switch hands?
Would that be cheating?