Golf Joke

[IRISHLADSTABLE]

Subject: Golf Is Better Than Sex


Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10 - A below par performance is considered good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And best of all.................
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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[Buddha]

very good

[Tom]

Jesus and St Peter were playing golf. Jesus has a tough lie and St Peter suggests that he use his 9 iron. Jesus replies,"Arnold Palmer would use an 8"
Later, St peter offers more advice to Jesus. "I think you need to use your wqedge here."
"Arnold Palmer would use a 3." Jesus replies.
On the 9th hole, Jesus drive into the pond. Obviously upset, he wlaks out on the water and reaches down to pull his ball out of the water.
Just then, the foursome behind comes up to the tee and see the Saviour out on the pond.
"Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" asks one of them.
St Peter says, "No. He thinks he is Arnold Palmer."

[ste]

Watching golf and admiring the skill of Tiger Woods focused my attention on how times have changed,i read in many history books at school about klu klux klan chasing blackmen round the countryside with clubs and now it's called the US Masters.