Clocker
03-24-2015, 10:50 PM
In their eternal struggle to identify, own and control new social crises, some moonbats have come up with the latest defining issue of our time: the world is running out of burial grounds. The solution, of course, is eco-friendly: composting.
The problem of what to do with the bodies of our deceased will mushroom rapidly as the baby boom generation ages. And why should country dwellers be the only ones who can return their loved ones' bodies to the earth in a personal, gentle way?
The Urban Death Project is developing a new option which may appeal to those among us who want to minimize environmental harm and give something back to the earth when we die. It is a system designed for urban settings in which human bodies are transformed into a soil-enriching substance. This choice can also provide a deeply spiritual element for those who see something sacred in the cycles of life and the processes of decomposition and regeneration.
Brilliant. Not only do the libs not consume any more precious of Mother Earth's precious land for their final resting place, they can ease their guilt and atone for their sins against nature, such as driving SUVs to green rallies or owning mansions that consume more energy than a strip mall, by improving the actual earth itself.
This may be an elaborate spoof, but it appears to be real. The story was in the HuffPo, which takes Mother Earth seriously.
http://www.urbandeathproject.org/
The problem of what to do with the bodies of our deceased will mushroom rapidly as the baby boom generation ages. And why should country dwellers be the only ones who can return their loved ones' bodies to the earth in a personal, gentle way?
The Urban Death Project is developing a new option which may appeal to those among us who want to minimize environmental harm and give something back to the earth when we die. It is a system designed for urban settings in which human bodies are transformed into a soil-enriching substance. This choice can also provide a deeply spiritual element for those who see something sacred in the cycles of life and the processes of decomposition and regeneration.
Brilliant. Not only do the libs not consume any more precious of Mother Earth's precious land for their final resting place, they can ease their guilt and atone for their sins against nature, such as driving SUVs to green rallies or owning mansions that consume more energy than a strip mall, by improving the actual earth itself.
This may be an elaborate spoof, but it appears to be real. The story was in the HuffPo, which takes Mother Earth seriously.
http://www.urbandeathproject.org/