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Redboard
12-23-2014, 04:54 PM
You are stuck on a dessert island. You’re permitted THREE of these women to keep you company, who are in their prime(age 21). Sorry there’s no “other” button.

andtheyreoff
12-23-2014, 05:01 PM
Who needs beautiful women when you have an island made of dessert?

Clocker
12-23-2014, 05:06 PM
who are in their prime(age 21).

At age 21, none of the above.

Reminds me of the Indiana Jones movie where he finds his father, played by Sean Connery. Jones is whining about his father never talked to him as a child. The father says, well you left home just about the time you were becoming interesting.

Double that age, and I might be interested.

Clocker
12-23-2014, 05:08 PM
Who needs beautiful women when you have an island made of dessert?

And they would all get fat and whiny, sitting around eating all the time.

JustRalph
12-23-2014, 06:51 PM
Who needs beautiful women when you have an island made of dessert?

Now that was good :lol:

ldiatone
12-23-2014, 06:53 PM
loooooovvveee taylor! :p

ldiatone
12-23-2014, 07:00 PM
loooooovvveee taylor! :p
along with this HONEY........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33GJ7mAWtcA

Show Me the Wire
12-23-2014, 07:00 PM
Can I add boxcar for, non-sexual, entertainment, while I enjoy the dessert?

PhantomOnTour
12-23-2014, 07:07 PM
Stephanie Szostak...look her up.
A natural beauty

Steve 'StatMan'
12-23-2014, 07:09 PM
Would Jan Stephenson promise not to knock my balls into the ocean?

Marshall Bennett
12-23-2014, 07:12 PM
Oprah Winfrey :D

BlueShoe
12-23-2014, 07:24 PM
Okay, I voted, where are they? Earlier post commented that 21 was too young, if so, then 42 might be too old? Lets split the difference, early 30s, the age when women are at their peak as far as beauty and sexual desireability is concerned. Too bad "other" was not a choice. If so, would have chosen the 40s-50s screen beauty Ava Gardner, a woman most of you are too young to remember.

thaskalos
12-23-2014, 07:38 PM
Can I have Anna Kournikova 3 times?

tucker6
12-23-2014, 07:47 PM
Can I have Anna Kournikova 3 times?
Are you asking or begging? :lol:

JustRalph
12-23-2014, 08:02 PM
Can I have Anna Kournikova 3 times?

Showed my wife this poll. Told her I wanted Kate Upton and 2 rest periods a day.

She told me that I should petition for Upton's horse so she could ride up and down the beach for me

ArlJim78
12-23-2014, 09:31 PM
If I washed ashore on a desert island and discovered that Oprah was the only other inhabitant I think I'd take my chances and swim in search of another island.

proximity
12-23-2014, 09:44 PM
If I washed ashore on a desert island and discovered that Oprah was the only other inhabitant I think I'd take my chances and swim in search of another island.

:D

i just threw heidi klum a vote lest she log into paceadvantage and find she's tied with oprah. :faint:

Tom
12-23-2014, 09:52 PM
Oprah Winfrey :D

You could use her for a spare island! :lol:

Tom
12-23-2014, 09:54 PM
I voted Taylor Swift.....when we get rescued, there would be a boxed set of songs.....all about ME! :p :kiss: :cool: :p

ldiatone
12-23-2014, 10:24 PM
I also told my wife about this poll/thread... she said " i know who you picked that bimbo Swift....did you also pick that diva from the opera?? yea i know you did"! "Your such a dork.." :blush:

OntheRail
12-23-2014, 10:50 PM
You are stuck on a dessert island.
Mmmm Pudding and Pie. ;)

JustRalph
12-23-2014, 11:27 PM
You could use her for a spare island! :lol:


Floatation device

proximity
12-23-2014, 11:31 PM
we need more threads like this here on pa, great job redboard!!

at this point i'd like to make a write in vote for the current flavor of the month in american pop culture, that of course being lily from the at&t commercials!!

what healthy warm blooded american male doesn't want to go to town on that?

she says "it's the food court," and tell me you don't want to strum her like a guitar!

the nfl needs to get rid of that ridiculous commercial where half the family leaves minnesota and immediately becomes fans of the bengals, cowboys, steelers, eagles.....

this is so asinine. where's the loyalty to your team?

instead they need lily in say a vintage #44 chuck foreman jersey.... and ONLY a vintage #44 chuck foreman jersey. walking around the house on a cold winter night with some hot chocolate in her at&t mug.... :faint:

anyhow, write in vote for lily!! :D

JustRalph
12-24-2014, 12:00 AM
Well Prox, that was classy.......

tucker6
12-24-2014, 06:15 AM
This thread got funny while I was sleeping. Flotation device? :lol: Spare island? :lol:

... and Tom gets my vote for the most thoughtful post. You can tell when a man is getting too old when he thinks more about his future fame than his present fortune. Not sure what you guys see in Swift, but more power to you. I'll take a young Barbara Eden twice a day and three times in the evening.


Next poll should be stuck on a 'desert' island with females in politics.

MJC922
12-24-2014, 09:05 AM
I'll take my wife at 21 in lieu of Katy being MIA. We didn't meet until she was 30 but I'm sure 21 would've been a nice ride.

RaceBookJoe
12-24-2014, 09:19 AM
I took Kornikova, Loren and Eden...difficult to leave off Monroe though.

Stillriledup
12-24-2014, 09:53 AM
we need more threads like this here on pa, great job redboard!!

at this point i'd like to make a write in vote for the current flavor of the month in american pop culture, that of course being lily from the at&t commercials!!

what healthy warm blooded american male doesn't want to go to town on that?

she says "it's the food court," and tell me you don't want to strum her like a guitar!

the nfl needs to get rid of that ridiculous commercial where half the family leaves minnesota and immediately becomes fans of the bengals, cowboys, steelers, eagles.....

this is so asinine. where's the loyalty to your team?

instead they need lily in say a vintage #44 chuck foreman jersey.... and ONLY a vintage #44 chuck foreman jersey. walking around the house on a cold winter night with some hot chocolate in her at&t mug.... :faint:

anyhow, write in vote for lily!! :D

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Tall One
12-24-2014, 10:22 AM
Kornikova, Upton..and a wildcard entry with Elisha Cuthbert, who is a smokeshow. Shew...! :faint:


Oprah...:D

HUSKER55
12-24-2014, 10:51 AM
you guys are forgetting Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) and Sarah Palin.

ReplayRandall
12-24-2014, 10:59 AM
Diana Rigg who played Ms. Emma Peel in the "Avengers". As fine a woman as a young man could fantasize about.....


http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/l/p/lpl2s5nseoy2lpsy.jpg?kj8as6ye

ReplayRandall
12-24-2014, 11:39 AM
Sorry, but they DQ'ed my photo of Diana Rigg........Let's try this one...

http://www.worldofpctures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Diana-Rigg-Sixties-Actress.jpg

Marshall Bennett
12-24-2014, 12:28 PM
Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) turned me on as a kid. :cool:

dartman51
12-24-2014, 12:38 PM
Can I have Anna Kournikova 3 times?


:ThmbUp: :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp: :lol:

dartman51
12-24-2014, 12:44 PM
This thread got funny while I was sleeping. Flotation device? :lol: Spare island? :lol:

... and Tom gets my vote for the most thoughtful post. You can tell when a man is getting too old when he thinks more about his future fame than his present fortune. Not sure what you guys see in Swift, but more power to you. I'll take a young Barbara Eden twice a day and three times in the evening.


Next poll should be stuck on a 'desert' island with females in politics.

I hope you have plenty of those little BLUE pills. :lol: Oh, and plenty of heart medicine. :D

TJDave
12-24-2014, 01:05 PM
Diana Rigg who played Ms. Emma Peel in the "Avengers". As fine a woman as a young man could fantasize about.....


To each his own. I prefer Honor Blackman, the actress Rigg replaced. When she did the Bond movie she was almost 40. Still looks great at 90.

HUSKER55
12-24-2014, 01:22 PM
diana rigg...how did I forget her

Robert Goren
12-24-2014, 01:27 PM
To each his own. I prefer Honor Blackman, the actress Rigg replaced. When she did the Bond movie she was almost 40. Still looks great at 90. I think we have a winner in Pussy Galore

DSB
12-24-2014, 02:30 PM
I'd take Sophia Vergara..... at 21, 31, and 41....

I'm not sure which version would be best but I'd bet they'd all be out of this world....

HUSKER55
12-24-2014, 04:26 PM
can you guys imagine having all of these women gaveling at our feet to belong to each of us?

Yea...I thought you could.. :lol:

BlueShoe
12-27-2014, 07:03 PM
Next poll should be stuck on a 'desert' island with females in politics.
The Libs would choose Nancy Pelosi. We Right Wingers would make a much more informed choice.

BlueShoe
12-27-2014, 07:08 PM
If I washed ashore on a desert island and discovered that Oprah was the only other inhabitant I think I'd take my chances and swim in search of another island.
Okay, how about Whoopi Goldberg instead? Better for you? :)

horses4courses
12-27-2014, 07:33 PM
The Libs would choose Nancy Pelosi. We Right Wingers would make a much more informed choice.

Don't tell me....Ann Coulter :eek:

ArlJim78
12-27-2014, 10:48 PM
Okay, how about Whoopi Goldberg instead? Better for you? :)
Umm no that's going the wrong way.
I'm thinking more along the lines of a Halle Berry.

zico20
12-27-2014, 10:59 PM
Don't tell me....Ann Coulter :eek:

Well, if we had to choose a member of Congress, for me it would be South Dakota congresswoman Kristi Noem. She is a hottie, IMO

Marshall Bennett
12-28-2014, 05:34 AM
Ha ha, Ann Coulter. She could almost wrap those legs around ya twice. :)

Stillriledup
12-28-2014, 07:02 AM
Oprah is tied with Beyonce?

Maybe the voters who selected Oprah figure she could bankroll their gambling! :D

tucker6
12-28-2014, 07:07 AM
Well, if we had to choose a member of Congress, for me it would be South Dakota congresswoman Kristi Noem. She is a hottie, IMO
Just looked. Definitely easy on the eyes. :ThmbUp: