An Irish Joke

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The Irishman at the ballgame
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> An Irishman moves to the USA &finally attends his first baseball
> game.
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> The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings
> and then
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> hits a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run,"
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> The next batter hits a single &the Irishman listened as the
crowd
> again
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> Cheered, "RUN, RUN"!!
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> The Irishman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the fans.
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> The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire
called
> "walk",
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> and the batter started his slow trot to first base.
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> The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Rrrrun ye lazy bastard,
> rrrun!" The
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> people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sat
> back down.
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> A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and
> explained
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> "He can't run -- he's got four balls."
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> The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad!"
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[doophus]

IrishLad....

A good one, but why are Irishmen allowed to tell Irish jokes but us Rednecks must rely on Jeff Foxworthy to tell Redneck jokes? lol