Umbrellas are NOT ALLOWED at CD today

[BeatTheChalk]

They will be taken to an undisclosed location ...deep in the
bowels of CD ...and returned on your way out...I am not
repeat not making this up !!!!!

[Tom]

Terroist alert maybe......Umbrella Bin Rainin?

I would sue-this is clrealy a violation of the fans free speech. Put advertising logos on them and grab a shiester!

[BeatTheChalk]

I cracked when I read the article ...wonder how many
UMMM brellas were confiscated ....