Spare the job, wreck the child

[JustRalph]

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[HUSKER55]

know what the sad part is......I actually did about 80% of what he listed. He left out a few.

Working construction as a:
master gopher assistant

acquisitions reassignment specialist.....yep...fell for that one. that is where all construction debris and materials is salvaged. nothing says screw you like running a cutting torch in 103 degree weather

environment attendant specialist....we dug a hole, burned and then buried what couldn't be salvaged. Oh yea,....we planted grass over the top of it.

Quality control specialist for a bridge crew. you are the sap that cuts the cores out and hauls them to the labs to be tested and then you take them to the acquisitions reassignment specialist who sends them to an environment attendant specialist. Guess who does all of that?

I told the foreman that our group should get paid for all three so we could make some money. He just smiled and said.....Ah...you want to be an operations manager.

You are not going to believe this but all 5 of us walked away and left him laughing his ass off.


God I miss them days! ;) :D :D