2004 Democrat National Convention Program

[schweitz]

If the far left continues to get more control of the Democratic Party.

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues.
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay Marriafe ceremony.

9:30pm - Intermision

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment og Kerry's fake medal toss
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues.
11:30pm - "Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

[Tom]

During intermission.....

9:35 Kerry tosses his medals over the fence.
9:40 Ted Kennedy tosses his cookies over the fence.
9:45 Kerry tries to retrieve his medals
9:50 Kerry retrieves a handfull fo Boston Baked Beans
9:55 Kerry takes Kennedy to the river for a quick dip to sober him up.
9:58 Kennedy returns to the convention alone.

[PaceAdvantage]

tom, another out loud laugh from me over that last post. Priceless humor there....LOL

:D :D :) ;) :D

[wolsons]

Tom is in rare form tonight - I am crackin' up!!


Steve

[JustRalph]

The Last Oldsmobile is coming off the line this week in Michigan.

I am sure that Mary Jo's Family will be marking the occasion as an end to an Era.........in a much different way than Mr. Ted Kennedy.

[kenwoodallpromos]

What? No replaying of Kerry's Congressional testimony?

[JustRalph]

http://www.stopjohn.com/pages/movies/winter-soldier.htm

Try the winter Soldier Video........