PDA

View Full Version : Pass the hat...


Cholly
06-18-2014, 11:54 AM
I propose we take up a collection to send Wiffleball Whiz to Royal Ascot next year. Check out this article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2659988/The-Queen-lights-Royal-Ascot-The-monarch-elegant-blue-arrives-radiant-Duchess-Cornwall-Prince-Harry.html

...and then picture The Bustout Degenerate Gambler moving amongst this crowd. We can even buy him a proper top hat to crown his wardrobe of sneaks, madras shorts, and tank-top. The only condition is he has to agree to graciously oblige Her Royal Highness should she require to make use of the gent’s loo.

p.s. WW: start polishing your lingo--at Royal Ascot the lingua franca appears to be “Oh, I think she absolutely has a chance this year--without any question”; NOT “My filly is gonna’ smoke their f#@# ass”.

dannyhill
06-18-2014, 01:45 PM
If he goes you better pass the hat for a second collection....BAIL FUND :lol:

tanner12oz
06-18-2014, 02:35 PM
make him pick up the tix at will call cuz he will try to dump them on ebay if you give him tix in hand