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DJofSD
06-02-2014, 06:34 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2014/05/global_warming_makes_couples_cheat_says_dating_web site.php

Victoria Milan, a dating website for people looking to cheat on their significant other, surveyed 5,000 of its members, both men and women. A shocking 72% of them responded that yes, their own Al Gore-esque stress about unpredictable weather is the cause of their extra-marital dalliances. Guess the fact of their existing committed relationships was just an inconvenient truth.

Survey respondents also reported that they're more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense -- after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?

I can hear it now: the carbon tax will save relationships.

Tom
06-02-2014, 06:53 PM
"I followed his carbon foot print right to HER bedroom!" :mad:

DJofSD
06-02-2014, 07:01 PM
The examination of the pertinent data showed my hockey stick was predicting a huge extermination. I was just doing my part to prevent that from occurring.