How do you say cock-o-doodle-do in French?

[DJofSD]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10808967/Artist-who-tied-rooster-to-penis-in-Paris-guilty-of-sexual-exhibitionism.html

Artist who tied rooster to penis in Paris guilty of sexual exhibitionism

Steven Cohen found guilty of sexual exhibitionism despite claiming he tied a live rooster to his penis near the Eiffel Tower for 'performace art'

I wonder what would have happened to him in his home country.

[TJDave]

...That in France this would get more than a casual glance.

[Tom]

There is a very good, I mean super-good comeback line here, but, TOS prevent me from posting it.

[LottaKash]

What he should've said, "I was going to stay home and choke my chicken, but I decided to take it for a walk instead"...:D..."note, my chicken is on a leash, it's the law"...