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cj's dad
04-04-2014, 10:07 PM
You Gotta Love
Texas
***The City of Dallas, Texas passed an ordinance stating that if a driver is pulled over by law enforcement, and is not able to provide proof of Insurance, the car is immediately towed.



To retrieve the car after being impounded, they must show



proof of insurance to have the car released.



This has made it easy for the City of Dallas to remove uninsured cars from the streets and highways.





Shortly after the "No Insurance" ordinance was passed, the Dallas impound lots began to fill up and were full after only nine days.





Over 80% of the impounded cars were being driven by illegals.



Now, not only must they provide proof of insurance to have their car released from the impound lot, they have to pay for the cost of the tow, a $350 fine, and $20 for every day their car is kept in the lot.





Guess what?



Accident rates have gone down 47% and the Dallas solution gets uninsured drivers off the road “WITHOUT” making them show proof of nationality.



I Wonder how Eric Holder's US Justice Department will get around this one.

PhantomOnTour
04-04-2014, 11:05 PM
Towing uninsured motorists' cars has been the law here in Louisiana for as long as I can remember.

Not sure it's Constitutional, but whatever.
Can the gov't seize property without a hearing?
Looks like they can.

JustRalph
04-05-2014, 12:26 AM
Curtis knows the thing isn't entirely true, but it's based in some truth.

They tried to implement a similar policy and city council went nuts.

It went down fast......

Most state laws allow for it, but cities don't do it. For public relations reasons

redshift1
04-05-2014, 01:40 AM
Like taking candy from a baby.



http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/dallas.asp

hcap
04-05-2014, 07:40 AM
Like taking candy from a baby.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/dallas.aspFigures. The usual suspects. From your link

FALSE: More than 80% of those impounded cars were driven by illegal immigrants.

FALSE: Accident rates have gone down 47% since implementation of this ordinance.

:D :D

JustRalph
04-05-2014, 07:47 AM
Figures. The usual suspects. From your link

FALSE: More than 80% of those impounded cars were driven by illegal immigrants.

FALSE: Accident rates have gone down 47% since implementation of this ordinance.

:D :D

We are allowed to have a little fun, even if you're not in on the joke :D

hcap
04-05-2014, 08:15 AM
We are allowed to have a little fun, even if you're not in on the joke :DYeah, bigotry is real funny. The joke is on you geniuses. The story is mostly false and obviously an email circular(justified center) by the right wing echo chamber. More throw the sh*t up and see how much it sticks (and stinks) :eek:

Robert Goren
04-05-2014, 09:11 AM
We are allowed to have a little fun, even if you're not in on the joke :DDo you really believe the original writer of this piece meant it to be funny?

JustRalph
04-05-2014, 09:22 AM
Do you really believe the original writer of this piece meant it to be funny?

No, the funny part is when behind the scenes it is discussed how fast Hcap and the like will jump on it

That's the funny part.

Robert Goren
04-05-2014, 09:31 AM
No, the funny part is when behind the scenes it is discussed how fast Hcap and the like will jump on it

That's the funny part.So shining the light of truth on a collection lies is funny?

cj's dad
04-05-2014, 09:58 AM
If some of you were fish, you would bite on a unbaited hook.:lol::lol:

FantasticDan
04-05-2014, 10:46 AM
So one of the resident righties posts a load of crap, is quickly made to look like a fool for posting crap, then claims they were only posting it to troll. :rolleyes:

Be proud, righties. Good times. :ThmbUp:

Tom
04-05-2014, 10:47 AM
No, the funny part is when behind the scenes it is discussed how fast Hcap and the like will jump on it

That's the funny part.

hcap and mostie are very Pavlovian.

Oh, gotta run - just heard the dinner bell!

hcap
04-05-2014, 12:13 PM
hcap and mostie are very Pavlovian.

Oh, gotta run - just heard the dinner bell!Alpo? :D

PhantomOnTour
04-05-2014, 12:17 PM
If some of you were fish, you would bite on a unbaited hook.:lol::lol:
If you are trying to pretend that you knew all along this was a joke, I am calling bullshit loud and clear.
Curtis, please :faint:

cj's dad
04-05-2014, 12:24 PM
I checked with someone who lives in the Dallas area prior to posting to verify. H'cap certainly knows many of his charts and graphs are not 100% accurate yet he still posts same.

BlueShoe
04-05-2014, 12:56 PM
Lets just suppose that instead of Dallas those stats came from LA. In which case, they would all be true. The lots would fill up, the vast majority impounded would be from illegals, and accident rates would drop sharply.

Of course such things could never happen in Bolshevik KommieFornia, since the politicos are now giving them driver's licenses. After all, they now always vote Democratic, and they do have to keep them happy and in the Party, right? :rolleyes:

hcap
04-05-2014, 01:09 PM
I checked with someone who lives in the Dallas area prior to posting to verify. H'cap certainly knows many of his charts and graphs are not 100% accurate yet he still posts same.
Redshift1 posted the Snopes link. I just pointed out that bigotry never goes out of fashion here among certain folks

No charts or graphs in the Snopes article, but if you want I will see what I can do :lol:

HUSKER55
04-05-2014, 02:00 PM
just so ya know....we are still disappointed :D

hcap
04-05-2014, 02:04 PM
just so ya know....we are still disappointed :D
What? that snopes blew it to bits?

Don't worry, those unfounded pathetic righty email circulars are a dime a dozen----especially around here :eek:

JustRalph
04-05-2014, 02:07 PM
So one of the resident righties posts a load of crap, is quickly made to look like a fool for posting crap, then claims they were only posting it to troll. :rolleyes:

Be proud, righties. Good times. :ThmbUp:

It was not quickly pointed out.....btw

No, he sent it to me, I told him it was a hoax and he decided to post it anyway to see what happens .......and we laughed about it. Big deal......I post stuff all the time that I'm not sure is totally true. You'll notice I post thread titles with question marks? Those are the ones. Sometimes there's a lively discussion, sometimes the thread sinks like whale shit.........

cj's dad
04-05-2014, 02:12 PM
Has nothing to do with bigotry. Here in Maryland, we do NOT have to carry proof of insurance while driving, yet most if not all ins. companies issue an insurance card w/policy which I carry at all times. Why is it so difficult for many states to pass a law requiring that in addition to license and registration one must carry an insurance card? Why ? And why do you care if a law in Texas or any other state happens to effect illegals? HELLO, they are called illegals for a reason !

Here in the socialist state of Maryland, when people line up to register for license renewal at MVA they are greeted by a bi-lingual state employee. Guess what the second language is ? The second question asked by the state employee is, are you registered to vote. This is not anecdotal; been there and seen, heard it first hand.

BlueShoe
04-05-2014, 04:51 PM
H'cap certainly knows many of his charts and graphs are not 100% accurate yet he still posts same.
'Cappy has long been notorious here on PA for doing this. Should he ever choose to do so, he is very well qualified to write an updated edition of that old classic 60 year old book "How To Lie With Statistics."

hcap
04-05-2014, 05:11 PM
'Cappy has long been notorious here on PA for doing this. Should he ever choose to do so, he is very well qualified to write an updated edition of that old classic 60 year old book "How To Lie With Statistics."Thank you for acknowledging I occasionally post visual aids. :cool:

Lies can be done with words too. Like the fraudulent righty email circular crap-you can tell by the justified center format which C.O.T.B was too lazy to change- which C.O.T.B and JR--- NOW--- claim (to save face of curse :lol: ) was just bait to catch suckers and they were just flexing their spadeful fat Machiavellian butts. :eek:

Some new books should be written on

1)- How to Lie with the Daily Caller (slanderer) and

2)-How to Lie with BreitBart

Would be a runaway best seller here.

Tom
04-05-2014, 05:18 PM
1)- How to Lie with the Daily Caller (slanderer) and

2)-How to Lie with BreitBart

3)-Global Warming for Dummies

4)- A Loser's Guide to the ACA

5)- Michelle Obama's Travel Guide, or Around the World in 80 Taxpayer Funded Days

6)- Life on the Links, by Barack Obama

TJDave
04-05-2014, 05:21 PM
Latinos will have the last laugh. In ten years Texas will be blue.

Saratoga_Mike
04-05-2014, 05:23 PM
Latinos will have the last laugh. In ten years Texas will be blue.

Yes, as all Hispanics vote as a monolith. Very insulting.

Saratoga_Mike
04-05-2014, 05:27 PM
Hispanics always vote for Dems and they always support the Hispanic candidate - false and false.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/opinion/getting-texas-to-go-democratic.html?_r=0

Clocker
04-05-2014, 05:39 PM
I have found this one to be useful:




http://rightamerican.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/theliberalmind.jpg

hcap
04-05-2014, 05:42 PM
Some new books should be written on

1)- How to Lie with the Daily Caller (slanderer) and

2)-How to Lie with BreitBart

Would be a runaway best seller here. Speaking of runaway best sellers Tom. Here is how to lie with Republican Senate candidate Jack Kingston. Fakes a phone call from the President

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jack-kingston-fake-call-obama-ad


GOP Candidate Touts Fake Phone Call From Obama In New Ad (VIDEO)
/0QMBnKdNiFM?

BlueShoe
04-05-2014, 05:43 PM
Lies can be done with words too.
For sure. Any of the following are prime examples.

How to lie with CBS News.

How to lie with NBC News.

How to lie with ABC News.

How to lie with CNN News.

How to lie with MSNBC News.

How to lie with the New York Times.

How to lie with the Washington Post.

How to lie with the Los Angeles Times.

How to lie with, well, you get the idea.

TJDave
04-05-2014, 05:51 PM
Yes, as all Hispanics vote as a monolith. Very insulting.

I said they did??

Enough do, however.

hcap
04-05-2014, 05:51 PM
I have found this one to be useful:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Lyle_Rossiter :sleeping:

Slowly I turned. Step by step.....................

In a nutshell, the book's thesis is, "My political views are so obviously correct that anyone who doesn't accept them just has to be nuts." It presupposes the truth of a right-wing political outlook and then tries to plumb the reasons why other people do not accept this truth, the conclusion being that they have to be in massive denial. He chastises liberals for being "uncivil, overly sure of their correctness, and willfully ignorant of facts that contradict their worldview." :lol:

Clocker
04-05-2014, 05:54 PM
Speaking of runaway best sellers Tom. Here is how to lie with Republican Senate candidate Jack Kingston. Fakes a phone call from the President


That's fake??? :eek:

Wow, thanks for pointing that out. It sure looked real to me. I was about to go on Amazon to see if I could find one of those answering machines that takes pictures of the person calling. :D

hcap
04-05-2014, 05:59 PM
For sure. Any of the following are prime examples.

How to lie with CBS News.

How to lie with NBC News.

How to lie with ABC News.

How to lie with CNN News.

How to lie with MSNBC News.

How to lie with the New York Times.

How to lie with the Washington Post.

How to lie with the Los Angeles Times.

How to lie with, well, you get the idea.I stopped at 2 horrendous con sources, only to avoid giving fellow liberals nightmares and severe headaches. There are much more of course.

Quality is preferential to quantity.

Now that you and Tom already used my shtick, notice I moved on to blatantly LYING REPUBLICANS. I know, now every righty will un-creatively do the same :sleeping:

hcap
04-05-2014, 06:07 PM
That's fake??? :eek:

Wow, thanks for pointing that out. It sure looked real to me. I was about to go on Amazon to see if I could find one of those answering machines that takes pictures of the person calling. :D No, that was really a honest to goodness excellent impersonator in black face who has wanted the job since day one.

Ok, the cat is out of the back. Here is the secret now disclosed for those of you unsuspecting naive conservatives.








http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh574/lookoutbaby/mittromney_2002govwin_jimbourg_reuters.jpg

:eek: :eek:




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BlueShoe
04-05-2014, 06:28 PM
I have found this one to be useful:




http://rightamerican.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/theliberalmind.jpg
Liberals have minds?? :eek: Which one?

Clocker
04-05-2014, 06:33 PM
Liberals have minds??

It doesn't say "minds", it says "mind", singular.

Resistance is futile.

hcap
04-05-2014, 06:38 PM
Resistance is futile.Spoken like a true Borg.
And you call us the collective





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Clocker
04-05-2014, 06:53 PM
Spoken like a true Borg.
And you call us the collective



Announcer: And the champion plays the "I know you are but what am I?" card for the win, and retains the title of King of the Playground!!!

hcap
04-05-2014, 07:04 PM
Playgrounds? Is that why you corrected BlueShoe on the number of minds Sigmund Rightwing Couch Recliner wrote about??

Silly one oneupsmanship bertween conservatives for playground territory? What is it that like TeaPe-ers adjusting the old anti communists old guard on proper modern conservative paranoia? :rolleyes:

Marshall Bennett
04-05-2014, 07:09 PM
Talk about a thread derailing badly. :)

hcap
04-05-2014, 07:25 PM
Talk about a thread derailing badly. :)
Well, exxxxxcccccuuuussse me! :lol: :lol:

Point taken.

PhantomOnTour
04-06-2014, 12:50 AM
Said it before and I'll say it again:

Off Topic is going to be hilarious for the next few years.

At some point you would think the more notorious Righties around here would have some respect for themselves and stop acting like incorrigible children.
Or maybe not :)

Keep up the show y'all - it's quite entertaining

HUSKER55
04-06-2014, 06:49 AM
and yet you continue to play.........


tag..........



you are it......

hcap
04-06-2014, 07:40 AM
and yet you continue to play.........

tag..........

you are it......You sound just like COTB and JR. We all are "playing" until we weasel out and brag about playing others or some other such nonsense.

PhantomOnTour makes a valid point.

Tom
04-06-2014, 09:50 AM
I like POT, but Husker makes a better point. :lol:

hcap
04-06-2014, 10:45 AM
I was just seeing if I could catch any simians. I did :lol:

tucker6
04-06-2014, 11:59 AM
I was just seeing if I could catch any simians. I did :lol:
I am surprised that you are not posting in the senate democrat thread. I thought you were for the people :confused:

Tom
04-06-2014, 12:53 PM
Only for the people they tell him to be for.

Clocker
04-06-2014, 01:04 PM
Only for the people they tell him to be for.

Libs are deeply concerned about "the people", but have little use for individuals, who tend to be icky and unmanageable.

Tom
04-06-2014, 01:39 PM
That is actually a very good point.

tucker6
04-06-2014, 04:26 PM
Libs are deeply concerned about "the people", but have little use for individuals, who tend to be icky and unmanageable.
Couldn't have differentiated the words "people" and "individuals" better than that when discussing democrats/liberals/socialists/communists.

Saratoga_Mike
04-06-2014, 05:55 PM
I said they did??

Enough do, however.

Please educate yourself on the matter - start with the NY Times article I posted.