Be On The Lookout

[ArlJim78]

Police in Southborough Mass are looking for a 6'8" one legged man, approx 300-350 lbs, who speaks with a southern accent and drives a blue ice cream truck.

No other distinguishing features were given.

Southborough police search for 6-foot-8, one-legged man in 'ice cream-style' truck - See more at: http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/article/20140203/NEWS/140209347#sthash.TmfL144X.dpuf

[woodtoo]

Does he walk with a limp,that would help.

[TJDave]

Police in Southborough Mass are looking for a 6'8" one legged man, approx 300-350 lbs, who speaks with a southern accent and drives a blue ice cream truck.

No other distinguishing features were given.


If it was a doughnut truck the guy wouldn't stand a chance.

[hcap]

There is a new so-called "knockout game" going around. Gangs of tall one legged fat southern ice cream vendors are attacking motorists randomly.

Among the gangs this known as "blowout"' gangs. Usually you can spot 'em by
how much they are paraded out on Fox news as lazy groups of ghetto kids wearing a disguise as ' tall one legged fat southern ice cream vendors" The giveaway is the old fashioned metal change makers they hide in the empty leg of their Mister Softee pants uniform.

If you spot one of these change makers, immediately call your local police :rolleyes:

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[therussmeister]

Police in Southborough Mass are looking for a 6'8" one legged man, approx 300-350 lbs, who speaks with a southern accent and drives a blue ice cream truck.

No other distinguishing features were given.

Southborough police search for 6-foot-8, one-legged man in 'ice cream-style' truck - See more at: http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/article/20140203/NEWS/140209347#sthash.TmfL144X.dpuf
I wonder how much allowance they give for the missing leg when estimating his weight.

[PhantomOnTour]

I wonder how much allowance they give for the missing leg when estimating his weight.
:lol: fantastic :lol:

[TJDave]

I would check the ass-kicking contests.

[Tom]

If he were a woman, his name might be Eileen.

[CincyHorseplayer]

If he were a woman, his name might be Eileen.

I went to school with a chick that only had 1 arm.Her best friend was heavyset.They ended up with the nickname "Hefty and lefty".

[JustRalph]

They'll never get him unless they hop to it!

It's the Fugutive with a different limb

[banacek]

It's the Fugutive with a different limb


That's the first thing that I thought of...must be getting old.

Well if they catch the guy, he'll be convicted - he wouldn't have a leg to stand on in court.

[ThinkingAlways]

I think he might be hanging out at the local International House of Pancakes.

[Mystic]

Thanks for the laughs guys :D