Funny Computer Virus

[ponyplayer]

Shamelessly stolen from another forum, author unknown:


Subject: Fun Computer Virus

> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just
> keep counting and
> re-counting.
>
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive
> with NO memory.
>
> The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
> drive out of an old
> floppy.
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of
> your computer, then
> e-mails everyone about what it did.
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive
> shrinks to 100 Mb, then
> slowly e! xpands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
>
> The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
> inserted.
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
> your processor
> doesn't care.
>
> The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor
> files.
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
> files, leaves, but
> will be back.
>
> AND THE FAVORITE .
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
> into a 3.5 inch
> floppy . . then discards it through Windows
>
:D :D :D :D