Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme

[JustRalph]

http://youtu.be/T-D1KVIuvjA

T-D1KVIuvjA

[jballscalls]

that's funny! The Van Damme thing was really incredible though

[kingfin66]

Superman owns a set of Chuck Norris pajamas.

[mountainman]

Norris is friends with a local sensai of some repute, and until just several years ago would come in to personally test advanced blackbelts. The word is he's got a real mean streak and would throw them quite a beating.

[JustRalph]

Chuck Norris had a vasectomy.

He's so tough, it healed itself and his wife got pregnant with twins.

That's not a joke......it's true

[Stillriledup]

Happy Birthday Carlos Ray!

:ThmbUp:

[Valuist]

When Chuck Norris went away to college, he told his father, "now YOU have to be the man in the house".

[HUSKER55]

:lol: