Not sure if I want to have daughters...

[sq764]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/28/attorney.daughters.ap/index.html

[headhawg]

Gender equality strikes again! :)

[Larry Hamilton]

A recent "joke" some one sent me concerning dads and their daughters:

Rule 1: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule 2: You do not touch my dauther in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below the neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughters body, I will remove them

Rule 3: Too long

Rule 4: I'm sure you've been todld that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barriar" method of some sort can ki8ll you. Let me elaborate. when it comes to sex, I am the barriar and I will kill you.

there are some more, but I am tired of typing. I thought these rules fit me, but my 29yo son tells me things have changed dad...