Football humor

[Tom]

Eli Manning called his brother Payton this week.
"Payton, you have to help me out. I can't buy a win. I stink on the field. I am a Super Bowl winner and yet I look like a damn rookie out there. Please, tell me what to do. What should I change?"

"Your name," replied Payton, and hung up.

[RaceBookJoe]

Eli Manning called his brother Payton this week.
"Payton, you have to help me out. I can't buy a win. I stink on the field. I am a Super Bowl winner and yet I look like a damn rookie out there. Please, tell me what to do. What should I change?"

"Your name," replied Payton, and hung up.

Sidenote, early in the 3rd and PM just threw his 4th td of the game/20th of the season. 35pts so far on Cowboys, 52 last week on the Eagles...crap, they might put up 90 on the Redskins haha

[RaceBookJoe]

Peyton " Knock Knock

Eli " Who's there? "

Peyton " Owen "

Eli " Owen who ?? "

Peyton " 0 and 5 "

:)