Obama humor..

[TheEdge07]

The only time i ever talk to Obama voters is when im asking for large fries!!!

[fast4522]

Who would have thought.

[Tom]

The only time i ever talk to Obama voters is when im asking for large fries!!!

You will be seeing a lot of those people when you go to the doctor next year.

[TJDave]

You will be seeing a lot of those people when you go to the doctor next year.

You'd rather see them at the emergency room...

Or, better yet, McDonald's? ;)

[dartman51]

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were
all very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then
give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I
made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was
to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit
that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good", said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines
would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher
held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the
teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were
you selling?"
"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes",
echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny,
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who
walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog
poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy
a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of
giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good,
telling you it's free and then making you pay to get
the bad taste out of your mouth."
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