Post Script

[Derek2U]

Me & my wife Solange went 2 mass at an episcopal church 2day.
Sol says i like it cause they hand out coffee & homemade muffins.
ummm ..... 1 sunday a month we go 2 st jean baptiste on lex ave
where we got hitched. anyways, i was havin my blueberry muffin
& the lead church guy said "derek u dont seem ur happy self 2day
so i said "yeah father" and i told him how 2 guys in PA here ---
maybe 3 -- all brownosers & scum hate me cause im smart and
outgoin etc etc +++ .... and he said "Derek, u want me 2 HeX
them 4 ever." and I said "thanks, Father, but i can handle them
liteWeights myself ... and then a kinda scary bolt of light shone
through the Rose window landin right on my left eyelid -- i dropped my remaining muffin --- so CuiDado --- U better treasure
me now.

[Rick]

Derek,

Yo y'all. Do you wear your backwards baseball cap and baggy pants to church?

[Rick]

Your hex worked pretty well on my horses today. Thanks a lot.

[kenwoodallpromos]

f u sew smrt lrn two tipe! f u lyk too gmbl snd ur kid too b a alter bouy! LLOLL!

[Rick]

Derek,

You claim to be a "God fearing man" (no, make that boy) but you sure have a filthy mouth. Shame on you.