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TJDave
05-24-2013, 03:18 PM
What do you call a bunch of blondes at the bottom of the ocean?

A bubble.

Greyfox
05-24-2013, 03:22 PM
What do you call a bunch of blondes at the bottom of the ocean?

A bubble.

Er...I can understand why you didn't get that one at first asking?

What do you call the stand-up comic who makes a joke like that?

Answer: Soon to be unemployed.

Tom
05-24-2013, 04:31 PM
uh.... :confused:

Robert Fischer
05-24-2013, 06:53 PM
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

woodtoo
05-24-2013, 07:38 PM
Two blondes were taking a road trip to Disney World and came upon a sign,

"Disney World Left" ...... They turned around and went home. :D

Shemp Howard
05-24-2013, 09:00 PM
A blonde stops by the dry cleaner.

She asks the clerk "How much to clean this sweater?"

He's old and somewhat hard of hearing and replies "Come again?"

Blondie giggles, flashes a big smile and answers "No, it's just mustard this time."