kens donkey

[bill]

Kenny's Donkey
> >
> > A city boy named Kenny moved to the country and
> > bought a donkey from an old
> > Texas farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to
> > deliver the donkey the next day.
> >
> > The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
> > son, but I have some bad
> > news. The donkey died on the way over to your
> > place."
> >
> > So Kenny said, "Well then, just give me back my
> > money."
> >
> > The farmer replied, "Can't do that. I spent it
> > already."
> >
> > Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
> >
> > The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
> >
> > Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
> >
> > Farmer: " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
> >
> > Kenny: "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he is
> > dead."
> >
> > A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and
> > asked, "What happened with
> > that dead donkey?"
> >
> > Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
> > dollars a piece and made
> > a tidy profit of $898.00."
> >
> > Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
> >
> > Kenny: " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
> > dollars back."
> >
> > Kenny grew up and and prospered, eventually becoming
> > the chairman of Enron.
> >
>
>

[ljb]

LOL,
I always wondered where he got his start. Thought maybe it was one of them prep schools all the rich kids go to.

[so.cal.fan]

LOL

That's a good one, Bill!
Is it a true story?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[bill]

cal a big loser ,along with others, no money back

only winners got money:(

[Secretariat]

Bill,

In lieu of your wonderful anecdote about Bush's buddy Kenny boy, I've posted a link to some of those Enron traders (or is it traitors).

Bill, you wer right...They took CA for all it was worth while the WH did nothing.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/06/01/eveningnews/main620626.shtml

[bill]

bush mustve won (the donkey?) and kenny gave him his money back


must be true;)

[Tom]

OK, you guys are forcing me to post this.......LOL


G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife, Theresa, will smell that, and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
:D

[Secretariat]

Tom...that...that...was funny.