Happy St Patrick's Day

[Tom]

How do you get an Irishman on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?

Rick O' Shea!
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Lassi says "Paddy we've been married along time. You're good lookin and I think you've slept with alotta women. I won't be mad but I would like to know how many if any. Paddy says. My lovely Lass you should know I never slept with anyone but you my Darlin. All the rest I was awake.
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What is Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O'Furniture
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Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory, the factory manager asks "Have you worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I"m hoping its going to be time and a half.

[nijinski]

How do you get an Irishman on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
* * * * * * * * * *
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?

Rick O' Shea!
* * * * * * * * * *
Lassi says "Paddy we've been married along time. You're good lookin and I think you've slept with alotta women. I won't be mad but I would like to know how many if any. Paddy says. My lovely Lass you should know I never slept with anyone but you my Darlin. All the rest I was awake.
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What is Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O'Furniture
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Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory, the factory manager asks "Have you worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I"m hoping its going to be time and a half.

Oh , and you gotta love the five course Irish dinner . Five beers and a potatoe. :)
Everyone is Irish for today , so Happy St Paddy's Day to all .
If you are in the NY Rockland area , you might want take in the Pearl River parade .

[OntheRail]

Oh , and you gotta love the five course Irish dinner . Five beers and a potatoe. :)
Everyone is Irish for today , so Happy St Paddy's Day to all .
If you are in the NY Rockland area , you might want take in the Pearl River parade .

Would that not be a Six course meal? Unless your tossing the Tater... :D .

[nijinski]

Would that not be a Six course meal? Unless your tossing the Tater... :D .

Thank you We started our celebration early so I shouldn't be posting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

[Greyfox]

A Grand St. Patrick's Day to all of yee.:jump:

Today my moniker is Paddy O' Phurniture :rolleyes:

(Oh for cripes sake, I'm using Tom's one liner. Didn't see that.)

[elysiantraveller]

Thank you We started our celebration early so I shouldn't be posting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

Agreed... its hair of the dog time now...

[Tom]

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

[Greyfox]

If you're still going to put out Irish Jokes then consider Mrs. Agnes Brown,
played by Brendan O'Carroll ...a sit com that came from Ireland

Foul language warning!


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