Lesbian Obesity Study

[Mike at A+]

I'm in a very patriotic mood today and with all this budget talk, I'd like to save our government some money. It's been reported that our federal government is funding a study to determine why lesbians have a higher obesity rate than gay males. Now you all know how I don't like to stereotype (cough, cough) so I will attempt to explain to the feds why no study is necessary. Also, there are exceptions to every rule. Think Barney Frank (obese gay male) and Martina Navratilova (trim and fit lesbian). So basically, some of the main causes of obesity are our eating and drinking habits as well as other lifestyle choices. From my bar room experience where I'd generally be after work in Manhattan for many years, I partied with coworkers of all sexual orientations and noticed the following:

DRINKING:
Gay males: white wine spritzers, chardonnay
Lesbians: beer, Jack Daniels

HAPPY HOUR FOOD:
Gay males: carrot sticks, celery sticks
Lesbians: chips, dips, wings

BAR ACTIVITIES:
Gay males: dancing (with the straight chicks)
Lesbians: watching TV sports (with the straight guys)

CONCLUSION: NO FEDERAL STUDY NECESSARY :lol: :lol: :lol:

[nijinski]

Can we add this to the government pork list ?

[HUSKER55]

AND DENY THE PUBLICS RIGHT TO KNOW FOR SURE????

SURLY YOU JEST......:D

[Tom]

There's the rule, and then there's the exception.

[JustRalph]

Can we add this to the government pork list ?

Ten ways I could go with this......... :lol:

In deference to my Lesbian friends .........taking a pass :bang:

[Steve 'StatMan']

No offense to anyone, but everybody knows if you just lie around just eating, you'll get fat.

Yeah, I actually waited a day to post that.

[nijinski]

Ten ways I could go with this......... :lol:

In deference to my Lesbian friends .........taking a pass :bang:

I should behave , I was just kidding , but also hinting towards the governments wasteful spending .
I know alot of lesbians that are terrific people . IMO though their
hands give them away . Usually larger than most women . Just an observation .

[Dave Schwartz]

No offense to anyone, but everybody knows if you just lie around just eating, you'll get fat.

Steve, where were you when I really needed this information?

:lol:

[johnhannibalsmith]

... IMO though their
hands give them away . Usually larger than most women . Just an observation .

I knew that "gal" down the road with the mismatched prosthetic hand was transgendered... avoided a landmine there... :D

[BlueShoe]

CONCLUSION: NO FEDERAL STUDY NECESSARY :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just goes to prove that a field survey by a trained, experienced researcher (Mike?) makes a survey based on theory redundant.;) :D

[TJDave]

In deference to my Lesbian friends ........

You have friends who are lesbians?

I didn't know lesbians had friends.

[JustRalph]

You have friends who are lesbians?

I didn't know lesbians had friends.

They tolerate me.......... :lol:

[HUSKER55]

lucky you :D :D