Yikes!

[Tom]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/272775/19/Police-Michael-Smeriglio-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle-friend-arrested-on-drug-charge-

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

An NRA spokesman said that this would never have happened if his penis had had a gun.

[johnhannibalsmith]

Score one for the future of human DNA.

[HUSKER55]

I was thinking along the lines of "god works in mysterious ways"

[Steve 'StatMan']

Hey you kooky kids! Always consult a trained professional when having one's scrotum pierced!

[HUSKER55]

:lol:

[JustRalph]

I saw this in person years ago when I was a cop. Guy sat down on a sofa with a gun in his waistband. Bang, .22 thru and thru into the sofa.

Lots of blood