When one of those regular "emoticons" just won't do...try...

[sammy the sage]

A new phenomenon called

E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:D means a laughter and

;) is a wink.


Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Actor]

A new phenomenon called

E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:D means a laughter and

;) is a wink.


Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb AssHow about...

( . ) a boob

( . )( . ) boobs

[Tom]

(o)(o) Big 'uns

[Actor]

(_$_) Money coming out of his assMany years ago I saw a movie which had this dialog.

Boy #1: What's he got that I haven't got?

Boy #2: Money coming out his d***

Narrator: I considered this at length and decided he was speaking metaphorically.

:lol:

[DJofSD]

A new phenomenon called

E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:D means a laughter and

;) is a wink.


Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

Where's the "blowing smoke up my ass?" I need to use that one in OT.