Donations for Congress

[Robert Goren]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. or Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." the man said
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

[fast4522]

Hope you don't get the water bill.

[johnhannibalsmith]

... "Roughly a gallon."


Had a feeling we were headed that way... :D ... good one...

[HUSKER55]

GOOD ONE! :D

[Tom]

If ever there was more worthless collection of low lifes than this congress, I never heard of it.

These are the worst of the worst.

[fast4522]

Depends, any deal = no spending cuts.

Half of the left here on Pace Advantage and another half of the right replacing those in the Congress doing any better? Somehow it too does not stack up as enough willing to do the right thing. Massive spending cuts are needed to not threaten our National Sovereignty in the very near future. The President and his party's position is that our National Sovereignty is overrated and heck it will all happen after he leaves office anyway so don't worry be happy.